You’re Not Very Pretty And You’re Not Very Bright Shirt

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Step back in time with a fashion statement that celebrates wit and style. The You’re Not Very Pretty And You’re Not Very Bright Shirt is a contemporary take on timeless humor, blending boldness and charm in a vintage-inspired package.

A Classic Punchline on Trend:

Step up your wardrobe game with the You’re Not Very Pretty And You’re Not Very Bright Shirt, a piece that combines retro vibes with a touch of playful sass. This shirt is designed with a bold, retro font that instantly grabs attention, sitting prominently on a relaxed, high-quality cotton fabric. Its simple yet impactful message will make sure you stand out in any crowd, radiating confidence and unapologetic attitude.

You're Not Very Pretty And You're Not Very Bright Shirt
You’re Not Very Pretty And You’re Not Very Bright Shirt

The Art of Visual Humor:

The shirt’s visual appeal lies in its clever, minimalist design. The vintage-style typeface pops against a classic monochrome palette, providing a sharp contrast that emphasizes the humorous statement at its heart. The fit is unisex and versatile, catering to all shapes and styles, while the soft fabric ensures maximum comfort, whether you’re heading to a casual hangout or adding a dash of wit to your daily errands.

A Nod to Cultural Sass:

This piece embodies a timeless spirit that traces its roots to iconic punchlines of old Hollywood and 90s sitcoms. Its message evokes the unapologetic charm of trailblazing comedians and pop culture references that valued humor above all else. The T-shirt playfully challenges norms, inviting wearers to take life less seriously while celebrating the art of a good laugh.

An Emblem of Bold Wit:

In essence, the You’re Not Very Pretty And You’re Not Very Bright Shirt is more than just a fashion item; it’s a declaration of individuality and humor. Its timeless message resonates with anyone who cherishes wit and authenticity in a world that often takes itself too seriously. Wear it as a badge of your unique personality and spread laughter wherever you go.



The shipping cost within the U.S. is: 5.99 USD + 2 USD per additional item

For international shipping: from 13 USD + 6 USD per additional item


We provide worldwide shipping.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 2D, Tshirt, Hat, Cap, Sweatshirt, Hoodie... 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 6-8 days 7-15 days
All over print product ( Hawaiian shirt, Shoes, Jersey, Ugly Sweater, House Flag, Garden Flag, 3D Product, 3D T-shirt, 3D Hoodie, Tumbler, Crocs...) 6-9 days 10 -15 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 2-9 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.

Note: The public holidays, destination countries and couriers will be affected the shipping time too.


Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time


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